Baby camel talking to daddy camel ""Dad, why have we got these humps?"" ""Well, my son, we are the ships of the desert, we fill them up with water and can walk for hundreds of miles across the desert wastes"" ""Dad, Why have we got big feet?"" ""Well son, we are kings of the desert, but the desert sand are soft and treacherous, and we need wide feet to avoid sinking as we labor across the dunes"" ""Dad, why have we got thick coats?"" ""Well, my son, it is bitterly cold at night in the deserts, a…

The Trump family is flying from New York to Washington Donald looks down on the cities below and says ""I think I'll throw a $100 bill out the window and make some American happy."" Melania says ""Oh honey, why not throw ten $10 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"" So then Ivanka says, ""Even better Daddy, throw 100 one dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy? To which the pilot says ""Why don't you all jump out the window and make the whole damn country happy?""

A young blonde, leaving home for a one week visit to New York, was told by her mother to put on clean socks every day. By the end of the week she couldn't get her shoes on.

Your mother and I are getting a divorce after 45 years of marriage. An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, ""I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"" ""Dad, what are you talking about?"" the son yells. ""We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"" the old dad explained. ""We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your …