Clinton Jokes

Monica Lewinsky will be voting for Trump As the last Clinton in office left a bad taste in her mouth...

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About one hour later Hillary sees her driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his clothes all ripped and torn. ”What happened to you?” asked Hillary. ”Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the …

Hilary Clinton dies While walking down the street one day a corrupt Hillary Clinton was tragically hit by a car and died. Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says Hillary Clinton. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What …

Is it really 2016? Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States.

Two men are out golfing The first one goes up to the tee, swinging and hooking it right into a water hazard. He pulls out a second ball from his pocket when his buddy yells at him. "The hell do you think you're doing?" "Well you see, I made a new golf play. I call it 'The Clinton.' You see, I didn't intend to hit it into the hazard, so there's no penalty."

Nice pigs sir A Secret Service agent is standing at the bottom of the stairs as President Clinton is leaving Air Force One, and can't help but notice that the President has a pig under each arm. The Agent salutes and says, "Welcome back, Mr. President. Nice pigs, sir." Clinton smiles and says, "These aren't pigs. These are genuine Arkansas Razorbacks. I got this one for Hillary, and I got this one for Chelsea." The Agent says, "Good trade, sir."

Hillary Clinton has a seizure during the debate... "Mrs. Clinton," the Moderator asks, "What is your plan to lower the national debt?" Suddenly, Hillary flails her arms around, rolls her eyes wildly, foams at the mouth, and gibbers incoherently for several awkward minutes. Finally, she collapses in a heap and soils herself. "Hey!" Trump interrupts, "Is she allowed to just steal my answer like that??"

Bill Clinton and the Pope both died on the same day. Due to a clerical error, the Pope went to Hell, while Clinton went to Heaven. When the Pope arrived in Hell, everyone realized the mistake. Due to an issue with the union, they couldn't swap the two until the next day, and the Pope had to spend the night in Hell, while Clinton spent the night in Heaven. The next day the paperwork got worked out. On his way up to Heaven, the Pope ran into Clinton. Clinton asked the Pope, "How was your nigh…

Trump said... Trump said in his campaign that if I voted for Clinton

The Clinton Democrat and the Idiot An idiot in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him:

What's the difference between a Clinton inauguration and a Wu-Tang reunion? There's a chance of another Wu-Tang Reunion happening.

Who would survive if Trump and Clinton both were stranded on a island? America

Woohoo! Donald Trump won the presidential election! As a Clinton voter I'm not happy that he won

It is so quiet in the Clinton HQ right now. So quiet you can hear an email being deleted

How can you tell if Trump is lying? His lips move. How can you tell if Clinton is lying? [deleted]

Just waiting for Steve Harvey to come out and say it's actually Clinton any second now

Why isnt Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.

Clinton still leads Trump by 2! FBI Investigations.

Clinton consults the past Hillary went for a walk one morning and came upon the Washington monument. She asked

Monica Lewinsky isn't voting for Hillary. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

Hillary Clinton has a seizure during the debate... ""Mrs. Clinton

If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post

Monica Lewinski Will Not Vote for Hillary Clinton The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

A Trump supporter a Sanders supporter and a Clinton supporter are being interviewed.

Monica Lewinski released a statement that said she would be voting for Donald Trump the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth