Clinton Jokes

Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hillary Clinton's run for president ""I will not vote for Hillary,"" she said. ""The last Clinton president left a bad taste in my mouth.""

Monica Lewinsky's statement on Hillary's run for President Monica Lewinsky released the following statment on Hillary Clinton's run for President.. ""I will not vote for Hillary Clinton . The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in my mouth. As we get closer to the 2016 election year, citizens must remember that they cannot even trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs. The last time she had a meaning full job , she outsourced it to me and I simply blew it"".

What do the Green Bay Packers and Monica Lewinsky have in common? Clinton Dix, haha.

Did you hear Monica Lewinski is in town? I saw her going down on Clinton! (most towns/cities have a Clinton St.)

Senator Clinton what is your favorite flavor of pie Well the Republicans........... Edit: Secretary

Who is Monica Lewinsky's Favorite NFL Football Player? Clinton-Dix

Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton walk into a plane............... Ouch...

Bush, Trump, Sanders and Clinton are all on a plane and the pilot is Biden. Suddenly Biden has a heart attack and the plane is losing altitude. Their only option is to evacuate, but there are only three parachutes. Bush yells, ""I'm Jeb Bush! I havent bomb Iraq yet! I cant let my bro and dad laugh at me!"" He took the first parachute and jumped. Trump runs screaming, ""I havent dated my daughter and watch her playboy debut, I cant die here!"" He grabbed the second parachute and jumped. Clinton p…

Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton are all on a plane about to crash. A plane with Jeb Bush, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton & Bernie Sanders is about to crash, but has only 3 parachutes. The first passenger yells, ""I'm Jeb Bush, let the big dog eat! I can't afford to die."" he took the first parachute and jumped. The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump runs screaming, ""I'm the smartest man in the world & the next President of America. He grabbed the second parachute and jumped. The 3rd passenger…

Clinton era joke I heard 19 years ago (NSFW) There was a Halloween party at the White House. Bill and Hillary were upstairs changing into their outfits. Eventually they come down, and Bill is wearing nothing but a potato between his legs, while Hillary is wearing nothing but a lemon between her legs. When asked what they're supposed to be, Hillary says ""I'm a sour puss"" and Bill says ""I'm a dictater.""

Hillary Clinton made a joke about her own hair Clinton jokes: The hair is real, the color isn't - CNN

Which U.S Presidents are not buried inside the United States? Carter, the Bushes, Clinton, and Barry-O

Did you hear Clinton has a girlfriend? ...they think Bill might have one too.

Monica Lewinsky says she's not voting for Hillary if she runs because... ...the last time a Clinton was in the White House it left a bad taste in her mouth!

I highly doubt that Monica Lewinsky will support Hillary in 2016. I mean, the last time a Clinton was a president, it left a really bad taste in her mouth.

There's a Bush and a Clinton running for president next year.

Monica Lewinsky just released a statement on the presidential candidacy of Hillary Clinton... She was quoted as saying that she can't vote for Hillary, because the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

Hillary: I Was Beta Testing Yahoo's Password-less Login Scheme Piggybacking on today's announcement of Yahoo's ""On-Demand"" password-less password system, Hillary Clinton revealed the real reason that she had been using a private email account to conduct government business. ""Now that Yahoo has announced they're doing away with passwords, I'm finally at liberty to set the record straight,"" said Clinton. ""The one and only reason that I have been using a personal email account to conduct matte…

Obama, Biden, and Clinton sit in a plane.. Obama looks out the window and says to the other two, ""Ive been thinking. I wish I could do more to help these people; they deserve so much!"" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a $100 bill. He says, ""If I drop this out the window, I can make somebody really happy!"" Biden clears his throat and says, ""Excuse me Mr. President, but I can do you one better."" He pulls out ten $10 bills and continues, ""I can drop ten of these out the window and ma…

Hot Coffee... HOT COFFEE Gotta love those grand-kids .. I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, ""What day is tomorrow?"" Without skipping a beat she said, ""It's Presidents Day!"" She's smart, so I asked her ""What does Presidents Day mean?"" I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc. She replied, ""Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House, And if he sees his shadow, we have another year of Bull Shit."" You know, it …

Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Clinton-Dix, HaHa!

A riddle for today Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi's. What is it? [The answer is: ""A Last Name."" Sorry Folks...No Dirty Jokes Here!] (/spoiler)

The new Hollywood realism Noted Hollywood film maker Oliver Stone has made many R-rated movies including JFK and Nixon. However as he has aged he has mellowed and now proposes to make a G-rated movie which Moms with small children will feel comfortable attending. Title: Clinton

Old Clinton joke President Clinton is visiting his home state of Arkansas and picks up two razorback pigs from a local breeder. As he's walking onto Air Force one with a pig under each arm he asks to the marine saluting him, ""you ever see such beautiful creatures in your whole life?"" ... ""No sir, I have not. If I may ask, sir, why did you get the pigs?"" Clinton responds, ""well I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."" ... ""Excellent trade sir!!""

Bill Clinton One day in the future, Bill Clinton has a heart attack and dies, and of course goes straight to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. ""I don't know what to do here,"" says the devil. ""You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll be really nice, and even let you decide who leaves…