Hillary Clintons Jokes

We could completely eliminate car thefts by making every car alarm sound like Hillary Clinton's laugh.

Hillary Clinton's autobiography should be called, "Sisterhood of the traveling pants suit".

What is Hillary Clinton's favorite type of shoes? Scandals

Russia admitted today to hacking the DNC in an attempt to get Donald Trump elected They went on to say that they decided not to take any action, however, once they saw Hillary Clinton's campaign strategy.

Condom bursts are like Hillary Clinton's e-mails. You can try to neclect it, but everybody knows it's yours.

I am still at a loss over Hillary Clinton's defeat and I emailed my consolations to her, but never got a response Do I need to call FBI to look into it

How much is Hillary Clinton's life insurance? Just one bill.

The devil wanted to buy Hillary Clinton's soul... So he came down to ask her what it'd take. After 2 minutes of talk, the devil left, soulless. Apparently if he wants her soul, he's going to have to get it from the Saudi's.

A man died and went to heaven As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ""What are all those clocks?"" St. Peter answered, ""Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."" ""Oh,"" said the man, ""whose clock is that?"" ""That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."" ""Incredible,"" said the man. ""That's Abraham Lincoln's …

A man dies and goes to Heaven A man dies and goes to heaven, he goes to the gates and meets St. Peter. He sees a wall of clocks and. Ask ""what's with all the clocks? They all have different times"" St. Peter replies ""they represent people's lies. The more they lie, the more they turn."" He looks around and sees a clock that never moved and asks ""whose clock is that, it looks like it's still"" St. Peter replies ""That's St. Theresa's, she's never told a lie."" He then sees a clock and asks ""w…

Hillary Clinton's recent case of pneumonia just goes to show There's only one candidate who can dodge a draft.

What's Hillary Clinton's favorite work of art? Pneumonia Lisa

I know all the subjects of Hillary Clinton's emails, ask me anything [Deleted]

What happened to Hillary Clinton's emails? [deleted]

A man died and went to heaven As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ""What are all those clocks?"" St. Peter answered, ""Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."" ""Oh,"" said the man, ""whose clock is that?"" ""That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."" ""Incredible,"" said the man. ""That's Abraham Lincoln's …

The Biggest Joke of the Day is...... Hillary Clinton's campaign.

The FBI raided Hillary Clinton's campaign headquarters She needed them to get in quick and destroy all the evidence.

What is Hillary Clinton's favorite dice game? Benghahtzee.

The FBI's scathing report on Hillary Clinton's illegal handling of top secret information did have a bright side. It seems we won't have to worry about Hillary's finger on the nuclear trigger. Because she'll probably lose it.

What's Hillary Clinton's favourite question? How much to make this go away?

What's Hillary Clinton's e-mail password? I don't know, but the Russians do.

How many Hillary Clinton's does it take to screw in a light bulb?. How many Hillary Clinton's does it take to screw in a light bulb? I belive GE is a corner stone of the American economy.

On day in heaven A person died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, ""What are all those clocks?"" Saint Peter answered, ""Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move. ""Oh,"" said the woman, ""whose clock is that?"" ""That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."" ""Whose clock is that?"" ""Th…

A Man Dies A man dies and goes to heaven, and as he passes the gates a wall of clocks emerge. St. Peter appears, ""Welcome to heaven!"" he exclaims, the man still confused by the clocks asks, ""What are all these clocks doing in heaven?"" St. Peter explains, ""These are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Every time a person lies, the clock hands move one notch."" The man intrigued, points and asks, ""Whose clock is that?"" St. Peter replies, ""That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has no…

What is Hillary Clinton's favorite arcade game? PAC-Man.