Dnc Jokes

Russia admitted today to hacking the DNC in an attempt to get Donald Trump elected They went on to say that they decided not to take any action, however, once they saw Hillary Clinton's campaign strategy.

I'd make a political joke... But it's too soon, the DNC tried to force one on all of us and we saw how that went.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC? She deleted that email.

Just like the DNC run-off between Hillary and Obama in 2008.. ...it looks a woman is going to lose to a colored man.

You know all that confetti that fell at the end of the DNC. I heard it was made up of the 30,000 missing e-mails.

In light of the DNC event and my own recent experience with the forced install of windows 10.. What do the Clinton's have in common with Bill Gates? They both no longer need your consent.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC? Because the delegates were standing on them.

American political party symbols are spot on... Trump is the elephant in the room, and the DNC is full of jackasses!

If Bernie Sanders has more delegates but still gets denied by the DNC... ...that would be unpresidented.

To coincide with the Democratic debate tonight that nobody will watch the DNC is releasing its new fundraising product - Hillary Clinton butt plugs... The DNC recommends not using any lube with the product because Hillary is naturally the best fit for the job!

So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry. Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod. Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list.