Katy Perry Jokes

Katy Perry is such an inspiration to all those young girls out there who want to grow up and ride giant golden tigers.

"How dare you accuse us of cheating?" said the Patriots, struggling to get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on.

Unfortunately Katy Perry, I couldn't fit in the skin tight jeans so instead of a teenage dream my husband gets Blair Witch.

Katy Perry has made it so awkward to buy cherry chapstick. I swear that cashier just winked and licked his lips at me.

Katy Perry is what happens when an emoji comes to life.

The Katy Perry song that goes, "You're hot and you're cold," was actually about a microwaveable burrito.

Katy Perry says that god spoke to her before the Super Bowl and said "you got this," so it's safe to say that god has crappy taste in music.

KATY PERRY: Can I use a real tiger? NFL: No way, that would be dumb. KATY PERRY: Oh I'll show you dumb.

I think what irritates me most about Katy Perry is that I thought she was a Zooey Deschanel SNL character until about 2 months ago.

Justin Bieber, Katy Perry and Adam Levine walk into a bar.. ..and it burns to the ground and it's finally safe to turn the radio back on.

Just saw a magazine cover that said "Katy Perry is on fire" so I bought it and they meant it as a metaphor and this whole week is bullshit

What's a lannister's favorite pop star? Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Tension between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift is heating up... ...and Obama is ordering air strikes on Syria, like that's gonna help. What an idiot.

So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry. Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod. Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet? The Tie of the Igor.

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in? Katy Perry