The Katy Perry song that goes, "You're hot and you're cold," was actually about a microwaveable burrito.#Katy Perry#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Katy Perry is such an inspiration to all those young girls out there who want to grow up and ride giant golden tigers.#Katy Perry#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Katy Perry has made it so awkward to buy cherry chapstick. I swear that cashier just winked and licked his lips at me.#Katy Perry#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
KATY PERRY: Can I use a real tiger? NFL: No way, that would be dumb. KATY PERRY: Oh I'll show you dumb.#Katy Perry#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp