Katy Perry is such an inspiration to all those young girls out there who want to grow up and ride giant golden tigers.

"How dare you accuse us of cheating?" said the Patriots, struggling to get a jersey on the giant robot tiger that Katy Perry rode in on.

Unfortunately Katy Perry, I couldn't fit in the skin tight jeans so instead of a teenage dream my husband gets Blair Witch.

Katy Perry has made it so awkward to buy cherry chapstick. I swear that cashier just winked and licked his lips at me.