A man dies and goes to Heaven A man dies and goes to heaven, he goes to the gates and meets St. Peter. He sees a wall of clocks and. Ask ""what's with all the clocks? They all have different times"" St. Peter replies ""they represent people's lies. The more they lie, the more they turn."" He looks around and sees a clock that never moved and asks ""whose clock is that, it looks like it's still"" St. Peter replies ""That's St. Theresa's, she's never told a lie."" He then sees a clock and asks ""whose clock is that? It looks like it barely moved"" St. Peter replies ""That's Abraham Lincoln, he only told 2 lies"". The man continues to look around and asks ""Where's Hillary Clinton's?"" St. Peter replies ""Oh, that's in God's office. He uses it as a ceiling fan""