Theresas Jokes

A man dies and goes to Heaven A man dies and goes to heaven, he goes to the gates and meets St. Peter. He sees a wall of clocks and. Ask ""what's with all the clocks? They all have different times"" St. Peter replies ""they represent people's lies. The more they lie, the more they turn."" He looks around and sees a clock that never moved and asks ""whose clock is that, it looks like it's still"" St. Peter replies ""That's St. Theresa's, she's never told a lie."" He then sees a clock and asks ""w…

Obama tells the truth A man dies and is at the pearly gates waiting to get into heaven. He notices all these clocks hanging at the entrance and asks what they are doing there. The man at the gate says: ""those are lie clocks. For each lie the clock takes one minute off of your life and it also has a counter for days for the bad liars. See that one the one with a zero for the days and its still at midnight? That is mother Theresa's she has never lied and there is George Washington's only 3 lies""…