Clinton Jokes

How can you tell when Clinton is lying? Her lips are moving.

Monica Lewinsky is going to vote for Bernie The last time a Clinton was in office it left a bad taste in her mouth.

A Sinking Boat Clinton

Bill Clinton and the Pope die at the same time. There's an administrative mix up in purgatory and the Pope is sent to Hell and Clinton to Heaven.

Monica Lewinsky has released the following statement on Hillary Clinton's run for the American Presidency: "I will not vote for Hillary Clinton. The last Clinton Presidency left a very bad taste in my mouth."

Bill Clinton and the Pope die at the same time. There's an administrative mix up in purgatory and the Pope is sent to Hell and Clinton to Heaven. After 20 minutes the mistake is discovered and the mistake rectified. As they're heading down the escalator Clinton down, the Pope up, the pope says to Clinton "I'm really looking forward to meeting the virgin Mary". To which Clinton replies "You're about five minutes too late"

If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel

What were you thinking?,"Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The POPE has one but doesn't use it, Clinton uses his all the time, Mickey Mouse has an unusual one, George Burns' was hot, Liberace NEVER used his on women, Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his We never saw Lucy use Desi's what is it?

How is Trump vs. Clinton like Godzilla vs. Mothra?,"No matter who wins the city will be destroyed.

Why is the Democratic electoral landscape like a Moebius strip?,"Cause no matter what you do there always seems to be a Clinton claiming to be ""on your side"" . . .

How can you tell when Clinton is lying?,"Her lips are moving. Yeah, it's an old joke but then again so is she.

Is it really 2016?,"Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze and a Clinton is running for President of the United States.

What were you thinking? Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The POPE has one but doesn't use it, Clinton uses his all the time, Mickey Mouse has an unusual one, George Burns' was hot, Liberace NEVER used his on women, Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his, We never saw Lucy use Desi's what is it?

(Q)...... What was the difference between Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky's dry-cleaners? (A)...... Clinton wouldn't come clean.

Monica Lewinsky's favorite Green Bay Packer? Clinton-Dix

What do the Green Bay Packers and Monica Lewinsky have in common? They both like Clinton-Dix

Who is the funniest American politician? Hillarious Clinton

So Clinton won 6 out of 6 coin tosses in Iowa? I guess all the money really is behind her!

How is Trump vs. Clinton like Godzilla vs. Mothra? No matter who wins, the city will be destroyed.

Trump and Clinton fall off of a cliff at the exact same time. Who wins? Society.

Why is the Democratic electoral landscape like a Moebius strip? Cause no matter what you do, there always seems to be a Clinton claiming to be "on your side" . . .

How can you tell when Clinton is lying? Her lips are moving. Yeah, it's an old joke but then again, so is she.

Why Won't Monica Lewinski vote for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth

What are the two best arguments against democracy? Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton

Why won't Monica Lewinsky vote for Hillary as president? The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.