Is it really 2016? Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States.

Why won't Monica Lewinsky vote for Hillary as president? The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

Hillary: if we aren't careful donald trump could be our next president. Let that sink in Clinton Aide: *opens door* Sink: sorry i'm late

Clinton and Trump now enter the part of the election where they each have to spend a week looking after an egg with "America" written on it.