Two men are out golfing The first one goes up to the tee, swinging and hooking it right into a water hazard. He pulls out a second ball from his pocket when his buddy yells at him. "The hell do you think you're doing?" "Well you see, I made a new golf play. I call it 'The Clinton.' You see, I didn't intend to hit it into the hazard, so there's no penalty."