[walks up to guys playing basketball] "mind if I join?" you any good? Hell yeah I'm good. Toss me the orange sphere

[a spider watching soccer when someone kicks a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it

Church basketball What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball? Slam NUNk Who's their MVP? Stephen Mary

The good news is that there is baseball in heaven... The bad news is that you're pitching on Friday.