Hillary: if we aren't careful donald trump could be our next president. Let that sink in Clinton Aide: *opens door* Sink: sorry i'm late

Clinton and Trump now enter the part of the election where they each have to spend a week looking after an egg with "America" written on it.

Hey guys, remember that one time, when Clinton was president and gas was a like a $1 a gallon and people had money and jobs and shit?

Read a magazine at the doctor's office so I'm all caught up on Clinton running for president. I don't think Bush can beat him.