Politics Jokes

any love for Trump reversal jokes? In Obama's America, you serve the president, in Trump's America the president serves you.

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as ""Euro-English"". In the first year, ""s"" will replace the soft ""c"". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "…

The 2016 presidential campaign comes to an end. The people of the US hated all the candidates so much that no one voted. The government is in a panic, trying to figure out what to do to decide who the next president will be. Finally, Barack Obama comes up with an idea: A literal presidential race. The candidates would run a lap around the white house. The best time would become president. Bernie Sanders goes first, but being as old as he is, he takes 24 minutes. Trump goes next and posts a time …

English within the EU after todays Vote Due to todays vote, The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will still remain the official language of the EU, rather than German. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of ""Euro-English"". In the first year, ""s"" will replace the soft ""c"". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard ""c"" will be dropped in favour …

An American & Mexican are talking. American: ""Your Government needs to spy on your people, man. You guys have a drug problem."" Mexican: ""What drug problem? We get drugs pretty easily!""

I heard the founder of Apple was actually kidnapped by the government of Mexico Damn Mexicans always stealing our Jobs

TIL that the current chinese president Xi Jinping, has a PhD in English literature. That's why the Chinese people call him ""The Great Reader"".

Hillary Clinton could be become our first F president. I'd say female, but she lost the email.

It's not funny when a First Lady runs for President. It's Hillary-ous.

if trump was president and made trump insurance... the slogan would be ""trump insurance,we build a wall around your house""

Why did George Washington leave office after his second term. He wanted to set a president.

If Trump replaces Obama as president, Then it will be the first time a white billionaire moves into government subsidized housing after a black family moved out. Edit: Billionaire

This upcoming USA presidential election That's it... that's the punch line.

The 2016 Election The election was in such shambles that none of the US citizens were voting, there was a nation wide boycott of the election. Since no one was voting there had to be a way to decide who the next president was going to be. It was agreed that a foot race around The Whitehouse would determine the next president. The top three candidates were to race around The Whitehouse. Up first was Bernie Sanders. Being old and not used to exercising he struggled to get around, but finally poste…

People are freaking out because the Orlando shooter was investigated by the FBI and was able to buy a rifle. But you can also run for president.

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Teach a man to fire and he'll run for president.

Voting for the president ... At the day of election, no one showed up as they didn't see any good future for the great 'Murica. And as all the politicians stood baffled, Obama stepped in and made everyone agree to make a literal presidential race. The contest was to see who could get around the white house the fastest. Bernie started it out, but due to his age, he wasn't able to get a faster time than 27:05. Trump went second, being the great American he was, he got the time 14:56, which was qui…

Hillary Clinton is going to be the first F President. Sorry, I meant to type ""Female"" but somebody deleted the ""emale.""

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie? Whoever wins...we lose.

What is the opposite of pro? Con. What is the opposite of progress? Congress.

President Obama states he stands with Hillary. ""So do I."" Bill states sadly under his breath.

Hillary Clinton very well just might be the first F president. I left out the emale because someone deleted them.

What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer? Chelsea Clinton

An American spy on Russia has just leaked confidential information regarding their government [deleted]

Einstein, Casals, Picasso, and George W. Bush die and go to heaven. St. Peter is waiting for them, and requests identification. Einstein, who is first in line, says ""I don't have any ID, but I can explain the equivalence of matter and energy."" He is given a blackboard and proceeds to give an eloquent explanation of one of his most famous theories. ""Only Einstein himself could explain this so well,"" says St. Peter. ""Step right in, professor. Next?"" Then Casals, who is next in line, says ""I…