Eu Jokes

Dear Britain, This Brexit vote is all wrong If you want to leave the EU, dump some tea in the harbor and fight a war. Sincerely, America

VOTERS: we want to give a boat a ridiculous name UK: no VOTERS: we want to break up the EU and trash the world economy UK: fine

#BrexitIn5Words He's just not into EU

Donald Trump said he thinks we made the right decision to leave the EU. This confirms that we absolutely did not make the right decision.

World Organization Baseball Game What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game? Europe!

Some years ago... ...a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece. The Mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house. The Spaniard said; ""You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end this house could be built"". The following year the Spaniard visited the …

A letter from small mid-european country to world. Dear World, First the Romans come to us. They are now just dust in history, while WE are still here. Then Austria-Hungary hold us. The kingdom fell, while WE are still here. The Ottomans try to conquer us. They empire lies in ruin, while WE are still here. Nazis think us allies - they lose badly, while WE are still here. Soviet union take us under her wings. Communism fail, while WE are still here. And now WE like to ask the powerfull of this Wo…

The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of ""Euro-English"". In the first year, ""s"" will replace the soft ""c"". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard ""c"" will be dropped in favour of the ""k"", Which should klear up som…

Now the UK is out of the EU we can ban pre-shredded cheese. Make Britain grate again.

Brexit is like traffic Rest of the EU is right even if the British left.

Looks like the UK didn't read the fine print when cutting off ties with the EU... You Brexit, you bought it.

The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds? Leave EU.

Apparently the Brexit is inspiring other countries to hold their own referenda, and could lead to the breakup of the EU. Could this be The Final Countdown for Europe?

The U.K. Summarized in two sentences. ""No Scotland, you cannot leave the UK."" ""Hey Scotland, let's leave the EU.""

The EU is much like a bad fart. Better out than in.

John Cena pay-per-view matches don't sell anymore in the UK. Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him. *Ba dum tss*

Making English the language of the EU The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotia-tions, Her Majesty's govt. conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as ""EuroEnglish"". In the first year, ""s"" will replace the soft ""c"".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump …

How much space does the EU have left? 1GB

Now that Britain has left the EU, you'll need a Visa to get in and around ...for everything else, there's Mastercard.

What did GB say to EU? Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common? Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Brexit EU now has 1 GB of free space!!

I'm surprised that the UK left the EU by voting. Most of the time they leave on penalty kicks.

The UK is leaving the EU and because of that, Scotland is moving for another Independence Referendum... So the english are going to get away scot free!