Nato Jokes

World Organization Baseball Game What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game? Europe!

Why is NATO afraid of Russia? Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Maybe the UN and NATO wouldn't be so upset with the Ukraine invasion if they weren't just Russian in?

Moscow, 2024 Two old men meet in Gorki Park. "Have you heard about the war in Ukraine? We're fighting NATO!" "Yes I heard! How is it going?" "Our army lost 300,000 men, and billions worth of material, we lost some land around Kursk, and there are explosions caused drones in the motherland." "And NATO?" "NATO hasn't sent their troops yet."

Two old jews are talking in Odessa. -What's the news? -Have you not heard? There is a war! -who is fighting? -Russia says it is at war with NATO. -How's is it going? -70,000 Russians are dead, they have lost thousands of tanks, used up most of their missiles, and their economy is collapsing. -and NATO? -NATO hasn't shown up yet. Credit: Volodymir Zelenskyy

A Russian comes home after fishing trip A Russian comes home after fishing trip and hears the news that Russia is at war. He asks another Russian what is going on, and he tells him: "We are at war with NATO!" "Oh wow, how many troops have been lost?" "Well, we have lost 45,000 troops, almost 2000 tanks, a thousand artillery pieces, several hundred helicopters and aircraft, several generals have been captured, our economy is in shambles, and the Moskva was sunk. "And NATO?" "NATO hasn't sho…

Calling a friend in Ukraine “Hi, what is going on ?:” “Well, Russia is in war with NATO here.” “And how does it look like ?” “Russia lost a missile cruiser, over 600 tanks, 25000 soldiers.” “And NATO ?” “Did not arrive yet.”

Russia is invading Ukraine? US: "NATO my watch!"