Spanish Town Jokes

Some years ago... ...a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece. The Mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house. The Spaniard said; ""You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end this house could be built"". The following year the Spaniard visited the …

After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing around on the roof. Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape from the burning building by jumping into the net. He refused and loudly proclaimed ""I'm Fearless Jose the bullfighter who fears nothing not even fire."" The firemen begged and pleaded but to no avail. Jose kept prancing around while repeating the same phrase over and over u…

Some years ago a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece . The Mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house.