European Country Jokes

Why did one european country eat the other? Because it was Hungary

A letter from small mid-european country to world. Dear World, First the Romans come to us. They are now just dust in history, while WE are still here. Then Austria-Hungary hold us. The kingdom fell, while WE are still here. The Ottomans try to conquer us. They empire lies in ruin, while WE are still here. Nazis think us allies - they lose badly, while WE are still here. Soviet union take us under her wings. Communism fail, while WE are still here. And now WE like to ask the powerfull of this Wo…

Never ask white Americans what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every European country and meaningless fractions.

The Thin Swiss Wire A crew of Swiss engineerers was tasked by their government to create a wire as thin as possible. The project took months, years to finish, but at last, they succeeded. They produced a piece of extremely thin wire. It was so thin that they could not even measure how thin it actually was. Not only that, but it was also durable. They could not cut or shorten it, no matter how hard they tried. The Swiss Government was very proud of what their engineers created, but before they …