Austria Hungary Jokes

A letter from small mid-european country to world. Dear World, First the Romans come to us. They are now just dust in history, while WE are still here. Then Austria-Hungary hold us. The kingdom fell, while WE are still here. The Ottomans try to conquer us. They empire lies in ruin, while WE are still here. Nazis think us allies - they lose badly, while WE are still here. Soviet union take us under her wings. Communism fail, while WE are still here. And now WE like to ask the powerfull of this Wo…

I'm watching TV My grandfather walks by: What's on? Me: Soccer Grandfather: Who's playing? Me: Austria-Hungary Grandfather:And Against who?

A man goes before Saint Peter... Saint Peter asks 'Where were you born?' The man thinks for a moment and says 'Austria-Hungary, Lemberg.' 'Where did you go to school?' 'Poland, Lwow.' 'Where were you married?' 'The Ukrainian S.S.R., Lviv.' Surprised, Saint Peter asks 'Where was your first child born?' 'In the German Reich.' 'And where did you die?' 'At home in Lvov, in the Soviet Union.' Astonished, Saint Peter shouts 'My, you moved around a lot!' 'What are you talking abo…