A dad puts his little girl to sleep... And the girl says, "Goodbye Grandpa" and the dad asks why she said grandpa, the girl replied, "I don't know it just felt right". The next day the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just a coincidence. The dad puts the girl to sleep and a few months later she says, "Goodbye Grandma" and the dad went along with it. The next day the grandma died and the dad thought that she knew who would die next! Several weeks later, the dad puts his girl to sleep an…

"The secret is that it's all in the wrist!" -My grandfather talking about golf or handjobs or something

My grandma was so poor she only left me recipes for pasta dishes in her will, you could say she was my.. *golf swings* Pennefactor.

A man and his boss are playing golf... one weekend when a funeral procession goes past. The man takes off his hat and stands silently with eyes downcast. He doesn't move until the procession is out of sight. The man's boss, an elderly gentleman, approves. ""You don't often see respect like that much among you young folk these days"" he says as they resume their game. ""Well, I thought it was only right."" Replies the man. ""After all, we'd been married for ten years.""