Dear Britain, This Brexit vote is all wrong If you want to leave the EU, dump some tea in the harbor and fight a war. Sincerely, America

As a mom, I know nothing good happens after you hear one of your kids yell "JOHN CENA!!"

My new cat, John Cena, wants me to remind y'all to never let your kids name your pets.

[Ice Cream Truck] John Cena: I'll take an Icee, please. Ice Cream Truck Driver: Icee? You? Cena: *grabs driver's shirt* No, you can't.