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English to become official language of the EU The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German

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I regret joining the gym recently.. leaving the EU would've been a more effective way to lose pounds

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Brexit's Worst-Case Scenario: Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovlong. Latervia. Byegium.. until EU reach the state of Germlonely.

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What's the most disgusting, distasteful international treaty organization? EU!

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What did UK say while leaving?,"It's not EU it's me

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Quand a eu lieu le dernier gagnant d'un jeu d'instant gagnant ? foot gagnant, gagner argent, gagner cadeaux, instant gagnant, gagner cadeaux foot, football, instant foot, jeu gratuit, nouveau design, instants gagnants, cash, audiotel, gagner euros, appel gagnant, gagner du cash

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine? Crimea river

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU? Because there is no Turkey

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What did UK say while leaving? It's not EU, it's me

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Is the EU working out? It lost a few pounds this summer.

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How much space is left in EU? 1 GB

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer? It had freed up one GB of space.

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea? One is still in the EU.

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Wanna here a joke? Britain's international trade now that they've left the EU

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What is UK's favorite song line? "And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

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What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU? Hillary got off Scott-free.

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What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common? They both abandoned the EU

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