Eu Jokes

English to become official language of the EU The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German

I regret joining the gym recently.. leaving the EU would've been a more effective way to lose pounds

Brexit's Worst-Case Scenario: Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovlong. Latervia. Byegium.. until EU reach the state of Germlonely.

What's the most disgusting, distasteful international treaty organization? EU!

What did UK say while leaving?,"It's not EU it's me

Quand a eu lieu le dernier gagnant d'un jeu d'instant gagnant ? foot gagnant, gagner argent, gagner cadeaux, instant gagnant, gagner cadeaux foot, football, instant foot, jeu gratuit, nouveau design, instants gagnants, cash, audiotel, gagner euros, appel gagnant, gagner du cash

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine? Crimea river

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU? Because there is no Turkey

What did UK say while leaving? It's not EU, it's me

Is the EU working out? It lost a few pounds this summer.

How much space is left in EU? 1 GB

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer? It had freed up one GB of space.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea? One is still in the EU.

Wanna here a joke? Britain's international trade now that they've left the EU

What is UK's favorite song line? "And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU? Hillary got off Scott-free.

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common? They both abandoned the EU