Another airplane joke Not sure if this is already here or not: Obama, Michelle Obama, and Oprah are on a plane. Obama says, 'I'm the President, I'm so rich, and have so much money, I can throw 1 million dollars out and make 1 million people happy.' Michelle Obama said, 'Well since I'm your wife, I can throw 2 million out of this plane and make 2 million people happy.' Oprah said, 'I have my own talk show and give stuff everyday, so I can throw 4 million dollars out of this plane and make 4 milli…

Obama is the epitome of why Americans are so racist Just another soon-to-be unemployed black man, evicted from his house, and living on government money.

Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, ""Thank you kids for saving me! I'…

(Political) Obama dies of a sudden disease while in Jerusalem The Jews take his body and offer the United States a deal on how to bury him: They can either pay a hundred dollars to bury him in Jerusalem or pay 1 billion dollars to have him shipped back to the US to be buried. The American government gathers together to decide. After much arguing, they tell the Jews they will pay the billion to have him returned. The Jews agree, but ask: ""Why spend all that money when you could have saved so muc…