American Government Jokes

American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?

A horse walks into a bar in Area 51 and the bartender asks [punchline has been deleted by the American Government]

(Political) Obama dies of a sudden disease while in Jerusalem The Jews take his body and offer the United States a deal on how to bury him: They can either pay a hundred dollars to bury him in Jerusalem or pay 1 billion dollars to have him shipped back to the US to be buried. The American government gathers together to decide. After much arguing, they tell the Jews they will pay the billion to have him returned. The Jews agree, but ask: ""Why spend all that money when you could have saved so muc…

The American government brought 3 companies to paint the white house… The government asked the mexican company their expenses and profit, to which there responded: $3M total $1M for the material $1M for labour $1M profit The government also asked the germans, which responded: $7M $2M for the material $2M labour $3M profit Then finally they asked the American company, which replied with: $10M $4M for me $3M for you $3M for the mexicans Who got the project?

The NSA isn't all that bad It's the only part of the American government that listens to its citizens!

What do terrorists and the American government have in common? They both blow up people who don't agree with them.