American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?

A horse walks into a bar in Area 51 and the bartender asks [punchline has been deleted by the American Government]

(Political) Obama dies of a sudden disease while in Jerusalem The Jews take his body and offer the United States a deal on how to bury him: They can either pay a hundred dollars to bury him in Jerusalem or pay 1 billion dollars to have him shipped back to the US to be buried. The American government gathers together to decide. After much arguing, they tell the Jews they will pay the billion to have him returned. The Jews agree, but ask: ""Why spend all that money when you could have saved so muc…

How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Ou…