Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

A horse walks into a bar & the bartender says, "why the long face?" & the horse says, "why the English Lit degree?"

*dog runs for president* *dog sits for president* *dog rolls over fo

A lion walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave predicting the impending danger at hand.