Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat.

*dog runs for president* *is asked race sensitive question "The thing is, I don't see color" *crowd goes wild*

HILLARY CLINTON: Putin wants a puppet as the US president KERMIT THE FROG: YAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him? Donald, Duck!