Frog Jokes

HILLARY CLINTON: Putin wants a puppet as the US president KERMIT THE FROG: YAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!

A Frog goes into a bank to get a loan He approaches the woman at the loan application desk and notes that her name tag reads: Patty Whack. The Frog says, ""Excuse me, I'd like to apply for a loan."" The woman, very surprised that a talking frog was in her bank immediately refuses, saying, ""We only work with humans, no animals can get loans here....besides, you don't have any collateral."" The Frog hurriedly pulls a little troll doll out of his pocket. ""Yes I do! Take my Troll. She means the wo…

(JOKE).""KERMIT THE FROG"" vanndukeandsammy sammy:what is kermit the frog favorite food?....vann duke: I don't know,tell me what is kermit the frog favorite food?....sammy:french flies!

THE ENGINEER AND THE FROG An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog speaks up again and says, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and returns it to the pocket. The frog then cries out, "If you kiss me and turn me back, I'll do whatever y…

THE ENGINEER AND THE FROG An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him