Patty Whack Jokes

A frog goes into a bank... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ""Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."" Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, ""Sure. I have this,"" and produces …

A frog walks into a bank. The frog hops up on the counter of the nearest available teller and says ""I want a loan."" Confused, the teller asks for the frog's name. ""My name is Kermit Jagger, son of Rolling Stone's legend Mick Jagger, and I want a loan"" he says. ""And what is **YOUR** name?"" ""My name is Patricia. Patricia Whack"" replied the teller. ""I'm afraid we don't normally give loans to frogs, sir"" ""Look"" said the frog. ""I'm Kermit T. Jagger. My father is **Rolling Stones legend M…

A frog went into a bank... He went to the teller's window, her name tag said ""Patricia Whack"". ""Hello Patricia,"" he said, ""I would like a 10,000 loan please."" Patricia was somewhat unsure, and replied ""We will need a guarantor, and some collateral before we could consider that."" The frog said ""That's fine, my father is Mick Jagger, and I have this as collateral."", holding up a small porcelain elephant. Patricia took the elephant, and told the frog that she would have to talk to her man…

A frog wants a loan from the bank A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name plate says Patricia Whack. ""Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation."" Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. ""Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorize the loan, I know your manager."" Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. ""Sure, how about this,"" said Kermit as he produces a tiny porcelain elep…

A frog goes into a bank... and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ""Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday"". Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that its ok, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, ""sure I have this"", and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, a…

Kermit Jagger A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ""Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a vacation."" Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, ""Sure. I have this,"" and produces a tiny porcelain el…

So a frog walks into a bank... So a frog walks into this bank to apply for a bank loan. He approaches the tell and notices her name tag says Patricia Whack. He walks up to her and says, ""Miss Whack I'm here to apply for a bank loan. I need $30,000 to go on my dream vacation."" Patty is a little thrown off by this unusual request and replys, ""We usually don't give out loans that large of an amount. Especially for a dream vacation. I can help you out with some smaller loans such as our $10,000 s…

So a frog walks into a bank and hops up on the counter and much to the surprise of the teller, Patty, the frog speaks and says ""Good morning Miss Whack, I would like a 10,000 dollar loan to take a vacation and get away"". Obviously surprised by the talking frog she stumbles out ""Well I'd be happy to process the loan request for you, but do you have an account with us? What name would it be under?"" ""Well I don't have an account per say..."" he replies. ""But I know the manager. Tell him Kermi…

So a frog walks into a bank . . . The frog walks up to Ms. Whack, the loan officer and sits down. ""What can I do for you?"" She asks. ""I would like a loan, please."" The loan officer tells him the terms then explain that typically the bank requires some sort of collateral to make a loan. The frog reaches into his satchel and pulls out a ceramic . . . thing, and drops it on her desk. She looks at it, then back at him, with a puzzled look on her face. ""Will you excuse me for a moment, Mr. Frog?…

A Frog goes into a bank to get a loan He approaches the woman at the loan application desk and notes that her name tag reads: Patty Whack. The Frog says, ""Excuse me, I'd like to apply for a loan."" The woman, very surprised that a talking frog was in her bank immediately refuses, saying, ""We only work with humans, no animals can get loans here....besides, you don't have any collateral."" The Frog hurriedly pulls a little troll doll out of his pocket. ""Yes I do! Take my Troll. She means the wo…

A Kermit the frog goes to get a loan at a bank. He gets to the counter and states his request to the teller, Mrs. Whack. Mrs. Whack: ""Can you give a down payment or give us something to hold until your debt is paid off?"" The frog puts a tiny pink elephant on the counter in front of her. Mrs. Whack is very confused. Kermit: ""My father, Mick Jagger is friends with the manager. Go ask him if he will accept it."" So Mrs. Whack goes to the manager with the request and the pink elephant. Manager: "…

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. ""Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."" Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, ""Sure . I have this,"" and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,…

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, abou…

A frog walks into a bank to get a loan... He goes up to the lady behind the counter, and noticing her name tag, the frog says, "Hi, Mrs. Whack. I'd like to take out a loan." She says "Well I don't know. We don't normally give out loans to frogs." The frog says "Well, I want a loan." She says "alright, well what's your first name?" "Kermit." Laughing, the woman says "No way. You're not *Kermit the Frog*." "No, I'm not. But I'm named after him," says the frog. "And your last name?" "J…

A frog needs a loan... ...so he goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a loan to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks 'Okay, well what's your name?' The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, son of the musician Mick Jagger. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, 'Sure. I have this' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, a…

A frog goes into a bank... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produc…

A frog goes into a bank... A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $10000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a t…

A frog walks into a bank... ...and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elepha…

A frog walks into a bank A frog wearing a business suit walks into a bank and goes to stand in line to wait for a teller. When it is his turn, he approaches the bank teller, whose name is Patricia Whack (don't laugh), and says "Hello, Miss, my name is Kermit Jagger, and I would like to take out a loan." Miss Whack, after shaking off her surprise, manages to keep a straight face and her professional demeanor. "Very well. What would you like to offer as collateral for your loan, to ensure that…