Mrs Whack Jokes

A Kermit the frog goes to get a loan at a bank. He gets to the counter and states his request to the teller, Mrs. Whack. Mrs. Whack: ""Can you give a down payment or give us something to hold until your debt is paid off?"" The frog puts a tiny pink elephant on the counter in front of her. Mrs. Whack is very confused. Kermit: ""My father, Mick Jagger is friends with the manager. Go ask him if he will accept it."" So Mrs. Whack goes to the manager with the request and the pink elephant. Manager: "…

A frog walks into a bank to get a loan... He goes up to the lady behind the counter, and noticing her name tag, the frog says, "Hi, Mrs. Whack. I'd like to take out a loan." She says "Well I don't know. We don't normally give out loans to frogs." The frog says "Well, I want a loan." She says "alright, well what's your first name?" "Kermit." Laughing, the woman says "No way. You're not *Kermit the Frog*." "No, I'm not. But I'm named after him," says the frog. "And your last name?" "J…