A frog walks into a bank to get a loan...
He goes up to the lady behind the counter, and noticing her name tag, the frog says, "Hi, Mrs. Whack. I'd like to take out a loan."
She says "Well I don't know. We don't normally give out loans to frogs."
The frog says "Well, I want a loan."
She says "alright, well what's your first name?"
"Kermit."
Laughing, the woman says "No way. You're not *Kermit the Frog*."
"No, I'm not. But I'm named after him," says the frog.
"And your last name?"
"J…