Mr Frog Jokes

So there's this frog that decides he wants to update his lily pad... Cause his old one's getting a little haggard, but he doesn't have enough money. So he goes into a bank, and goes to the loan officer (his name is Paddydack); Paddydack: ""Hi Mr. Frog, what can I do for you today?"" Frog: ""I need a new lily pad."" Paddydack: ""Well what do you have for collateral for your loan?"" Scrambling through his things, the Frog says: ""Uhh, hmm, well I have this bottle cap that fell to the bottom of the…

So a frog walks into a bank . . . The frog walks up to Ms. Whack, the loan officer and sits down. ""What can I do for you?"" She asks. ""I would like a loan, please."" The loan officer tells him the terms then explain that typically the bank requires some sort of collateral to make a loan. The frog reaches into his satchel and pulls out a ceramic . . . thing, and drops it on her desk. She looks at it, then back at him, with a puzzled look on her face. ""Will you excuse me for a moment, Mr. Frog?…

A frog walks into a bank... to get a loan. He waits in line and when the teller calls him he walks up to do his thing. ""Hi, I'm Patty Black, what can I do for you today?"" she asks. He replies, ""I'm here to get a loan."" ""Well what do you have for collateral?"" ""All I have is this antique bronze statuette that I keep on my mantel,"" he tells her. She is unsure about what she can do since it seems like a pretty worthless trinket. ""Let me bring that statuette to my manager and see if we can't…

A frog enters a bank... He walks up to the teller, an old Irishman named Sean Paddywack. The frog hops onto the desk and opens up a small satchel. Inside is a small figurine. The frog says ""I would like to take out a loan please,"" Sean looks at him and asks ""What do you have for collateral?"" The frog motions to the small figurine. ""This is it,"" The frog says. Sean is aghast. ""Mr. Frog, you cannot put up a figurine for collateral!"" The frog responds that this is all he has. The teller and…