So a frog walks into a bank . . . The frog walks up to Ms. Whack, the loan officer and sits down. ""What can I do for you?"" She asks. ""I would like a loan, please."" The loan officer tells him the terms then explain that typically the bank requires some sort of collateral to make a loan. The frog reaches into his satchel and pulls out a ceramic . . . thing, and drops it on her desk. She looks at it, then back at him, with a puzzled look on her face. ""Will you excuse me for a moment, Mr. Frog?…

I will be doing some themed jokes from now on. Theme 1: Business A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, ""What do you have for collateral? "" The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant. Mr. Paddywack looks at the elephant and says, ""I don't know. I'm going to have to ask Mr. Larson, the bank manager to approve this. "" He goes into Mr. Larson's office and …

Bank loan A frog walked into a loan office to ask for a loan and the loan officers name was Mr. Paddywack. Mr. Paddywack asked for collatoral as they always did and the frog said, ""I only have this little porcelin elephant."" The loan officer had said that it wasn't really collatoral, but he would ask his manager. The frog added ""oh yeah, and my dad is Mick Jagger."" The loan officer went to his manager and said, ""There is a frog out there who only has a small porcelin elephant, and he mentio…

A frog hopped into a bank... ...dressed in a tiny tuxedo and approached the desk of first loan officer he saw. ""Good afternoon, madam. I am Francis the frog and I'd like to take out a $5000 loan."" The loan officer sat stunned for a moment then shrugged and smiled, ""I'm Patti Black and I'll be happy to assist you. In order to give out loans we do require a bit of collateral, though."" ""Certainly!"" Francis replied, producing a a tiny, white elephant from an unseen pocket and placing it upon P…