I will be doing some themed jokes from now on. Theme 1: Business A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, ""What do you have for collateral? "" The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant. Mr. Paddywack looks at the elephant and says, ""I don't know. I'm going to have to ask Mr. Larson, the bank manager to approve this. "" He goes into Mr. Larson's office and …

A frog went into a bank... He went to the teller's window, her name tag said ""Patricia Whack"". ""Hello Patricia,"" he said, ""I would like a 10,000 loan please."" Patricia was somewhat unsure, and replied ""We will need a guarantor, and some collateral before we could consider that."" The frog said ""That's fine, my father is Mick Jagger, and I have this as collateral."", holding up a small porcelain elephant. Patricia took the elephant, and told the frog that she would have to talk to her man…

A frog goes into a bank... A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?'' The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?'' ''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.'' The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?'' The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.'' ''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?'' ''Yeah, he's my dad.'' ''Hmmm,'' says …

Kermit the frog walks into a bank to request a loan. He meets the loan officer whose name is Mr. Paddywack. Paddywack says what can I do for you Kermit? Kermit says I'd like to get a loan for $20,000. Well that's a lot of money Kermit. What kind of collateral do you have asks Paddywack. Kermit tells him I have a grey ceramic elephant. Paddywack says that's a little unusual. But you're a big star and all. I'll go and ask the bank manager. So Paddywack goes into the manager's office and says Kermi…