John Paddywack Jokes

A frog goes into a bank... A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?'' The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?'' ''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.'' The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?'' The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.'' ''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?'' ''Yeah, he's my dad.'' ''Hmmm,'' says …

A Frog Walks Into A Bank and approaches the teller who's name is John Paddywack. ""I would like to take out a loan for $100,000"" the frog declares. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says ""Since you don't have any credit with this bank you'll need a cosigner."" ""No Problem"" says the frog ""My father is Mick Jagger and he'll cosign the loan for me."" ""Well you'll also need some collateral"" Mr. Paddywack countered. ""Will this work?"" Asks the frog and pulls from his pocket a mishappen Budd…