American Company Jokes

The American government brought 3 companies to paint the white house… The government asked the mexican company their expenses and profit, to which there responded: $3M total $1M for the material $1M for labour $1M profit The government also asked the germans, which responded: $7M $2M for the material $2M labour $3M profit Then finally they asked the American company, which replied with: $10M $4M for me $3M for you $3M for the mexicans Who got the project?

An American company and Japanese company decided to have a boat race Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile. The American team was discouraged by the loss and corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found