When Trump visited the White House before his presidency... He asked then president Obama how he managed to run two successful terms. "Simple", Obama replied, "Just get an intelligent wife" "How do I know my wife is intelligent?" Trump asked. "Just ask her intelligent questions and if she answers correctly, then you know she is intelligent". Obama then called Michelle and asked "Darling, your parents have a child, the child is neither your sister nor your brother, who is the child?" "The c…

Parish priest A priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited. ""I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told…

This is business The dad walks up to his son and say: I wanna choose a girl for you to get married. Son: NO Dad: The girl will be Bill Gate's daughter. Son: Ok, then. Dad: I wantyour daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates: No freaking way! Dad: My son is the CEO of the World's Bank. Bill Gates accepts the offer. Dad goes to the World's Bank president: I want you to make my son your CEO. President: NO! Dad: He's Gate's daughter's fiancee. President: YES!

One day, old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair... There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, ""Martha, I think I really should try that."" Martha replies, ""I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10."" So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says …