Voting for the president ... At the day of election, no one showed up as they didn't see any good future for the great 'Murica. And as all the politicians stood baffled, Obama stepped in and made everyone agree to make a literal presidential race. The contest was to see who could get around the white house the fastest. Bernie started it out, but due to his age, he wasn't able to get a faster time than 27:05. Trump went second, being the great American he was, he got the time 14:56, which was quite fast. Hillary was ready to go, and sprinted the whole way, trampling down bushes, flowers and alike. She was the fastest, getting a time just below 10 minutes. Exhausted, she looked over at the others ""That was fast, it has to be a record or something"" and Obama looked her dead in the eyes and said ""No, Bush did 9:11""