Voting for the president ... At the day of election, no one showed up as they didn't see any good future for the great 'Murica. And as all the politicians stood baffled, Obama stepped in and made everyone agree to make a literal presidential race. The contest was to see who could get around the white house the fastest. Bernie started it out, but due to his age, he wasn't able to get a faster time than 27:05. Trump went second, being the great American he was, he got the time 14:56, which was qui…

Trump gets elected president.. On inauguration day, he swears in as President. Before delivering his inauguration speech, he turns to Obama and says ""President Obama, You're Fired""

What are the first few things Donald Trump will do as President * Turn the White House lawn into a expensive golf course for rent * Build a huge wall around the White House and make the visitors pay for it * Pass an executive action to cancel the 2008/2012 election alleging that Obama was not born in this country what else?

"more like president PAJAMA" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*