Saint Peter Jokes

Three men died on Christmas Eve Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

A zebra dies and goes to heaven. Once there Saint Peter tells her she can ask God a single question. So she asks God ""I've always wondered

Three nuns passed away and went up to Heaven. They were pleasantly surprised when Saint Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and chastity God Himself was going to bestow upon them each one wish...

Three Nuns and Saint Peter Three little nuns were tragically killed in a car crash this past weekend. Being devout followers of the faith

A line of nuns are waiting to get into heaven.... Saint Peter is there

Three car salesmen have a wreck on the way to work They all arrive at the Pearly Gates and Saint Peter says ""Let me ask you a question before admitting you to heaven."

Three men stand at the Pearly Gates Saint Peter explains to them that unfortunately Heaven is rather overcrowded at the moment

A Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said

Bill Clinton died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates

Guy dies in a car crash... ...and goes up to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter looks his name up in his book and shakes his head.

Three dead men arrive at Saint Peter's gates... Saint Peter explains that before they are allowed in

A man died and... A man died and went up to the Pearly Gates to stand before Saint Peter. Peter told him

The engineer that went to hell. One day an engineer died and went to hell. He was a good Christian man who never sinned but Saint Peter made a mistake and accidentally sent him to hell.

Girl you must be Saint Peter...

John dies and he meets Saint Peter. Saint Peter: ""You were indeed a good man. Come

Three men die in a car crash They find themselves at the gates of Heaven. Saint Peter approaches them

A politician dies... And ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second

Tell me how you died and I'll let you pass Saint peter is standing at the gates of heaven

Three men turn up at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. Saint Peter asks the three men: ' Did you commit any adultery during your lifetime?'

Three Nuns Dies and Go To Heaven..... Saint Peter meets them at the gate and says ""I am going to ask each of you a question

Some people from Detroit walk up to the Pearly Gates. A group of people from Detroit walk up to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter is confused

Three men who have just died arrive at the Pearly Gates... ...And are greeted by Saint Peter

Rock'n'Roll Heaven Stevie Ray Vaughan dies in his helicopter crash and goes to heaven. He is escorted by Saint Peter to a special area reserved for famous dead rock musicians. He is very honoured as he sees that he is in the company of Elvis

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball? He denied Jesus 3 times

This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes through the books several times, furrows his brow, and says to the guy, "You know, I can't see that you did lots of good in your life but, you never did anything bad either. Tell you what, if you can tell me of one REALLY good deed that you did in your life, you're in." The guy thinks for a moment and says, "We…