Three guys die and find themselves at the Pearly Gates Three guys die and go to heaven. They find themselves standing before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, past the gates they can see a long road which seems to stretch up higher and higher into the clouds, and out of sight. Saint Peter looks to the first man and asks him ""How many times have you cheated on your wife?"" to which the man replies ""Never."" Then with a snap of his fingers a lamborghini murcielago appears on the road beyond the n…

Cloud Roulette Three men in a car get into a crash and wind up in front of Saint Peter himself. ""Ah, first vist of the day! Not that I wanted you to die..."" Saint Peter looks at a small clipboard and says, ""Names!"" All men respond with their full names. ""Okay then... What? That's odd... None of you are on the list! This is the second mixup this week! ""I'm so sorry for the inconvenience, let me ask God what I should do."" After a few minutes of Peter seemingly talking to God telepathically,…

In line at Heaven's Gate. A Lutheran, Muslim, and a Jew die in a car wreck together and end up in line at the Gate to Heaven together. The Lutheran walks up and Saint Peter asks his religion and then checks his books and says, ""Lutherans: room 11, but be very quiet going past room 4."" The Muslim walks up and Saint Peter tells him, ""Muslims: room 8, but be very quiet when you pass room 4."" The Jew steps up and is told to go to room 6 and to be quiet passing room 4. Curious, he asked Saint Pet…

A young religious couple is about to get married... When their car crashes, killing them both. They come to the gates of heaven and are greeted by Saint Peter. He tells them that they were both faithful in life and he welcomes them into God's Kingdom. "Wait," says the man. "We were about to be married, but we died before the ceremony. Is it possible to get a marriage in heaven?" Saint Peter thinks about it, but he can't think of an answer. He tells them to wait and he'll see what he can do. …