Three guys die and find themselves at the Pearly Gates Three guys die and go to heaven. They find themselves standing before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, past the gates they can see a long road which seems to stretch up higher and higher into the clouds, and out of sight. Saint Peter looks to the first man and asks him ""How many times have you cheated on your wife?"" to which the man replies ""Never."" Then with a snap of his fingers a lamborghini murcielago appears on the road beyond the now opened pearly gates. So the man gets in it and tears off up the road. The next fella steps up and is asked the same question to which he replies ""Three times, I believe."" Saint Peter gives him a disappointed look and on the other side of the gates a rusty pick-up truck appears, it smells rank, and there are springs jutting out from the seats. Finally the third man approaches Saint Peter timidly and confesses he can't count how many times he'd cheated on his wife. Saint Peter pulls out a roll of parchment and his eyes widen ""It says here you've cheated on your wife one hundred and eighty three times."" Then a tiny pink and rusted bicycle appears on the other side of the gates. The man in the lambo is tearing along when he suddenly stops completely, a minute later the man in the pick-up passes him, almost an hour later the man on the bike catches up to him and out of breath asks ""Why the blazes did you stop, you should be in heaven already?"" The man sitting in the lambo without the look of shock changing on his face murmurs ""I... I just saw my wife on a skateboard."" Edit: Forgot some words