In line at Heaven's Gate. A Lutheran, Muslim, and a Jew die in a car wreck together and end up in line at the Gate to Heaven together. The Lutheran walks up and Saint Peter asks his religion and then checks his books and says, ""Lutherans: room 11, but be very quiet going past room 4."" The Muslim walks up and Saint Peter tells him, ""Muslims: room 8, but be very quiet when you pass room 4."" The Jew steps up and is told to go to room 6 and to be quiet passing room 4. Curious, he asked Saint Peter why everyone has to be quiet passing room 4? Saint Peter says, ""Room 4 is Catholics, they think they are the only ones here.""