Heaven or Hell? While walking down the street one day, a political head of state is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. ""Welcome to Heaven,"" says St. Peter. ""Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."" ""No problem, just let me in."" says the politician. ""Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do…

A politician dies... And ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name. ""So, you're a politician..."" ""Well, yes, is that a problem?"" ""Oh no, no problem. But we've recently adopted a new system for people in your line of work, and unfortunately you will have to spend a day in Hell. After that however, you're free to choose where you want to spend eternity!"" ""Wait, I have to spend a day in Hell??"" says the …

Jesus and Saint Peter are playing a round of golf... They approach a par four that bends left around a small pond then straight to the green. Saint Peter decides to play it safe and hit to the turn then layup to the green. Jesus then tees up and looks left over the pond toward the green. JC:""What do you think Peter? Think I can make it to the green in one over the pond""? SP: lol Mac:""Well what would Arnold Palmer do?"" SP: ""Well, Arnold Palmer would make it on in one with his 7 iron from her…

Heaven and Hell decide to schedule a baseball tournament... During one of their meetings to determine the time and place of the games, Lucifer quietly turns to Saint Peter.   ""Hey, we haven't told God about this yet, but we've got a betting pool going downstairs on who's going to win the tournament. Just about everyone is betting on Hell to win, even a bunch of the angels!""   Saint Peter looks back at him, shocked. ""How can that be? We have all of the greatest baseball playe…