A visiting preacher in a small town... is driving around, looking for the town's small church where he will do a community wide sermon. However, he can't seem to find it. As he drove on, he noticed a little boy walking down the side of the road. The preacher pulled over and asked him, ""Hello son, what's your name? I need help finding your towns church."" The little boy replied, ""Name's Johnny. Take a the next left, go down a block or so, drive past the school, and you'll see the church up on t…