A zebra meets God. All his life the zebra always wondered whether he was a black zebra with white stripes, or a white zebra with black stripes. He thought about this often but never came to an answer. Well, one day while he was out and about, he was shot by a hunter. When he arrived to heaven, he was face to face with Saint Peter. Realizing where he was, the zebra asked Saint Peter if he could as God a question. Before he knew it, the zebra was face to face with God. ""What is the question you w…

The Zebra in Heaven. My mom told me this awhile back, it made me laugh so I thought I would share. A zebra had died and when he got to the pearly white gates of heaven, he was greeted by Saint Peter. ""Welcome to Heaven."" said Saint peter. ""Wow, so this is Heaven huh? Its beautiful!"" said the zebra. ""Yes it is, now enter and live the rest of your life happy."" Peter told him. ""Well before I go Saint Pete, I have always wondered, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with wh…

In a small country pub, all the patrons became quite used to the pub owners little dog being around the bar, so were quite upset when one day the little dog died. Everyone met to decide how they could remember the little dog. The decision was to cut off his tail and stick it up behind the bar to remind everyone of the little dog's wagging tail. The little dog went up to heaven and was about to run through the pearly gates when he was stopped by Saint Peter, who questioned the little dog as to wh…

A zebra dies and goes to heaven. Once there Saint Peter tells her she can ask God a single question. So she asks God ""I've always wondered, am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes."" God responds, ""You are what you are"" and disappears. She turns to Saint Peter clearly dissatisfied, ""All these years I've waited only to not get an answer, what does that even mean? "" Saint Peter looks confused and replies ""Well obviously it means you're white with black stripes"" ""How"" rep…