Saint Pete Jokes

The Zebra in Heaven. My mom told me this awhile back, it made me laugh so I thought I would share. A zebra had died and when he got to the pearly white gates of heaven, he was greeted by Saint Peter. ""Welcome to Heaven."" said Saint peter. ""Wow, so this is Heaven huh? Its beautiful!"" said the zebra. ""Yes it is, now enter and live the rest of your life happy."" Peter told him. ""Well before I go Saint Pete, I have always wondered, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with wh…

An Irishman, a Jew and a Catholic Priest are waiting at the Gates of Heaven. Peter looks over their files and proclaims that they had lead more or less decent lives besides each having indulged in a single sin. ""So here's what I'll do I send you back to Earth and if you can keep yourselves from committing the same sin for 24 hours I'll let you in."" And poof! They're back in the land of the living, strolling down main street. The trio looks for a place to hunker down for the next 24 hours, whe…