The Zebra in Heaven. My mom told me this awhile back, it made me laugh so I thought I would share. A zebra had died and when he got to the pearly white gates of heaven, he was greeted by Saint Peter. ""Welcome to Heaven."" said Saint peter. ""Wow, so this is Heaven huh? Its beautiful!"" said the zebra. ""Yes it is, now enter and live the rest of your life happy."" Peter told him. ""Well before I go Saint Pete, I have always wondered, am I a white horse with black stripes or a black horse with white stripes?"" ""Hhhmmm, I honestly am not sure, that is a question for God himself to answer, why don't you go ask him."" Peter said. ""Alright."" Said the Zebra. So the Zebra goes to the Lord and ask, ""God am I a white horse with black strips or a black horse with white stripes?"" ""You are what you are."" God answered. The Zebra more confused now then ever goes back to saint peter. ""Well, what did he say?"" asked Peter. ""He told me, I am what I am?"" ""Oh, that's an easy one, you're a white horse with black stripes!"" Peter told him. "" How do you figure that?"" The Zebra asked. "" Because"" Peter said ""If you were a black horse with white stripes he would have said, You is what you is.""